Glad to see you back Kaz - we've missed you.
Boris - I can tell you are feeling better cos you are back to bossing us all around LOL. Dont mean that really.
You know we are loyal, hardworking members of staff who wouldnt dream of reminding you of the pay rise you promised. Well Ok perhaps you didnt, but how about it.
Perhaps a staff party with balloons, party favours and entertainment would suffice if the bar cant afford monetary recompense.
