[Shaun]

launch night~
HM#1: Josiah.
"Hello I like trampolines"
~josiah enters the house and immediately begins arguing with the sofas, and pretends one of them's slapped him, a la the Real World~
HM#2: Karl
"xD xD xD"
~karl somehow stumbles down the stairs, a bit drunk, and walks in and hugs Josiah tightly. Josiah admits he may have feelings for Karl.~
HM#3: SiaSiaSia
"ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME"
~sia ignores emma on the way in and throws her overnight bag into the swimming pool by accident. she eyes out the cameras whilst josiah follows karl around reciting BB USA quotes~
HM#4: Dezzy
"wuthering~wuthering~"
~dean interpretively dances his way through the front door and helps himself to champagne. Sia strikes up a conversation with him and josiah, whilst karl rolls around on the floor talking about how nice the carpet is~
HM#5: Princess
"I LOVE MY BOYS"
~laura runs into the house wearing a suit fashioned entirely from pages of Smash Hits featuring pictures of Take That. She walks up to Dean and says he has "a robbie vibe" and hisses~
HM#6: Livia
"Suck my dick."
~livia enters the house in a carriage carried by four shirtless men, and steals a kiss from one of them. she enters and is immediately struck in the face by an orange thrown by josiah~
HM#7: Conzors
"LMAO. omg."
~for some reason speaking in 2008 conzorlish, conor sprints into the house only to find livia emptying the contents of the fruit basket in a food fight, yelling at josiah and calling him a "despicable little turd". conor whispers "omg" and goes to the diary room~
HM#8: Nathan
"cabbage"
~entering the house in a purple velcro suit, Nathan spends 2 minutes stuck to the stairs before helped inside by Karl and Sia. He introduces himself as a duke, and is revealed to be wearing five monocles.~
HM#9: Novo
"time to teach these fools how it's done"
~after picking up several bras flung at him on the catwalk, he enters the house wearing a t-shirt with Aaron BB12 on it. He immediately makes a move on Livia, telling her she has "eyes like sapphires", and Josiah interrupts them by crushing a tomato into Novo's shoes with his hands~
HM#10: GypsyGoth
"..........................."
~entirely mute, claudia enters and just stares at Sia, who's sat on the sofas talking to Laura and Dean. Dean notices her and is a little frightened, as Claudia stars licking her lips without a word.~
HM#11: Scott
"bye"
~wearing a sari, Scott flows elegantly into the room and is immediately approached by Nathan and Josiah, who vie for his affections. "Away from me, peasants", he coos, before mounting the dining table and twerking~
HM#12: Vanessa
"more more more"
~Vanessa has to be detained from touching the crowd members, and takes seven minutes to enter the house. There, she flings herself at Nathan and laughs loudly about how she's stuck and they "might as well get married". Nathan protests but she keeps rubbing herself more against him.~
HM#13: Jessica
"hehehehehe"
~slightly similar to Claudia, Jessica enters and just giggles nervously as the others introduce themselves. Claudia has now climbed up one of the walls and is squatting upside down in the corner of the ceiling, staring at a statue of a dog in the garden~
HM#14: Amy21
"WRONG "
~amy storms into the house and tells Josiah she has to get something off her chest: he's a dick. Josiah overreacts and begins throwing plates on the floor, but is shaken out of it by Livia, who's now coated in fruit. Conor returns from the diary room and tells them he wants to leave, because Sia said something about gay people. Dean is now twerking with Scott.~
HM#15: Sticks
"What idiot... what MORON?"
~He takes 4 minutes to explain to Emma Willis what exactly he's done to prepare himself for the house, and just as he's about to enter, shouts back to ask if she can make sure he's turned off his shower. He enters and takes a seat next to Nathan, asking if he's aware it's a new moon tonight. Laura is pointing out to Sia and Karl that her jacket took 2 years to make. Scott has fallen off the table and started vomiting up some of the fruit he ate off of Novo's feet.~
HM#16: lily.
"ha ye ken aye bawwws"
~Linda enters and introduces herself to Karl, Nathan and Sticks who are discussing the lunar cycle. Their silence is brought to an abrupt end when Claudia, still on the ceiling, begins emitting a small, constant hiss from her mouth. Suddenly, in a satanic voice, she announces her name, and asks if anyone has a cough drop. Conor has tried to join Dean's dance but Dean keeps ignoring him. Vanessa is now hitting on Josiah, who's flattered but confused.~

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