[spacebandit]

Dannielle could not be compared favourably to the fluff that exists under the bed as the fluff is more capable of original thought than Dannielle, who's every rationale begins and ends with "me".

Jo could not be compared to sweaty feet as sweaty feet at least serve one useful purpose - they remind you to wash your socks.

Jo and Dannielle could not be compared to decent human beings because they are not