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James fox will score

Nil Points

tonight

No UK entry could score anything because to award the UK any points is unthinkable while Britian has troops in Iraq.

The pictures of Americans and British troops torturing Iraqi prisoners will only add to the Nil points. No one in the Arab world believe the Mirror pictures are fakes. The fact the governmment have said they are fakes, by the rule, "Never believe anything until it has been officially denied", (From Yes Minister), means they must be genuine and will be treated as such.

James Fox had better see if he can get a job at a supermarket stacking shelves and give up any hope of a career in entertainment. The UK should have withdrawn until well after the British troops have been withdrawn. Jemini have disappered from the scene due to ridicule and James is set to follow them.

Don't Do it James

Pull out now and save yourself from humiliation