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...for Hazel!

It's gotten to the point where she's practically being dehumanized and every single action or sentence is scrutinised for its "pot stirring intention". It is ridiculous. If anyone else had ACCURATELY pointed out that Dex and Callum look like twats, no one would have batted an eyelid, but because Hazel said it, it's an evil plan to deliberately start an argument. Meh.

Also - again - the Callum / Jackie argument was the only interesting part of the show so what, exactly, is the problem? She's creating interesting viewing, much like Dexter used to before he started spending all day trying to perform analingus on Jackie so that he can finger her daughter.

Everyone loved it when Dexter did it. Simple bias. He's boring me now so I only have one option! Hazel ftw. She'll be out in 2 weeks but ... yeah. better housemate than Dexter / Gina at the moment. I'm going to have to convert to (original) Dazel (Dan and Hazel before Daley stole the D).

There's only one logical conclusion: Hazel is the new Dexter. But she won't get fans like he did because she isn't a silly awkward skinny little fella.


Team Dazel!