[spacebandit]

What an excellent example of blame everyone for everything, except for the actual guilty parties.

carole berates Ian for doing exactly what she did - not intervening and kissing arse. She's probably remembering she accused Shilpa of things over the nominations chat thing and is desperately backpeddling - as during that whole incident Shilpa was being bullied merecilessly and Carole did nothing.

then theres Cleo, a vacuos airhead who claims the love of her life was Kenny Everett a homosexual who died over 10 years ago.

To put that into perspective,

she loves a man who could not return the love she wanted to give him, this love however was never spoken about until AFTER Everett died, and, being a talentless piece of arm furniture she had no other way to make any money - suddenly on the back of the news hype surrounding his death she found herself in all the mags and on all the chat shows for a couple months - since that nothing.

and now she can maybe make a few quid again trying to resurrect Everetts ghost to anyone bored enough to listen, and pocket a few extra quid from John Noel for towing the party line.

As for carole malone - I'm sure private eye will savage her good and proper in their next issue