The Big Brother 2013 housemates will cruelly be offered ‘puntastic prizes’ in return for completing a series of tough challenges today.
Big Brother will set pairs of housemates various tasks this afternoon, with successful completion earning them a seemingly fantastic prize. However, the rewards are deviously puns which will give the group some nasty surprises!
Jack and Joe must spend a few hours locked in a creepy ‘hall of smiles’ accompanied by a constant loop of manic laughter in an attempt to win some booze – but their prize will turn out to be a speaker blasting out heckling boos.
To win some steaks for the hungry housemates – who won a shopping budget of just £76 this week – Dan and Sophie will eat a jar of sweets so sour they come with a health warning. However, their ‘steak’ will turn out to be vampire-repelling stakes.
Callum and Sam will have the classic t-shirt phrase “I’m with stupid” stencilled on their backs several times in spray tan to win a tray of brownies – but in reality they’re playing for a tray of brown wooden letter E’s.
Charlie and Gina will be tempted to destroy the house’s supply of cigarettes for dates with a ‘mystery boy’ – but this will turn out to be fruity dates attached to a sailing buoy.
Finally, Dexter and Hazel will be served a meal of scorpion spaghetti and sheep eye jelly to win letters from home – which are in fact lettuces from home, tagged ‘love from mum’.

What a slap in the face