Callum - maybe if there were no other men around and I was desperate. He's not ugly, but far too cheesey!
Daley - Never. Just not EVER. Thick as pigsh*t, thuggish, ugly
Twins - Too ridiculous to even consider
Michael. Too earnest, too pale, too ginger, terrible accent, so no
Dan - No, too fake, too camp
Sam - Good looking, cute, but too boyish. But I probably would.
Dexter - Abso-fecking -lutely! Great hair, lovely eyes, cheeky smile, intelligent - just lovely!
If I was gay, I think maybe I'd go for Hazel...or maybe I'd go for Hazel anyway - gay or not!