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Old 30-07-2013, 01:00 PM #5
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Originally Posted by SurfersCreed View Post
To really do a 'Rambo', he needs to sabotage some cameras so BB can't follow him.
Then he can start terrorizing the HM's - peeing in Dexter's makeup bag, wanking onto Charlie's pillow, etc.
"This is Big Brother. Will Callum please come to the diary room."
Callum, wearing nothing but a thong and mud camouflage, slowly rises out of the pool and grins and one the remaining cameras.
Then he runs into the house and hurls himself through the 2-way mirror into the BOTS studio. Rylan cowers in terror behind a terrified audience member as a near-naked, mud-covered Callum punches AJ in the face and starts destroying equipment, end of Rambo 2 style.

Actually, I'm surprised that he hasn't 'snapped' yet.
He seems like a man on the edge. Perhaps Charlie's betrayal WILL be the final straw!
oh hell yes .....now youre talking my language....smash the lights, cut the electric....bring in the rats.....find his way by torch light.....clearly this started with his frog rescue yesterday....maybe a few hostage too......dexy ? gina? Charlie? urination and desecration are useful tools....but all hed need with gina is to remove the face masks....the twins take their candy bars....hazel take her superbras and lip gloss....Charlie well just fill her with whiskey....dexy must be interrogated 24 hours a day under torchlight to find out if everything he says is 24 carrot bulls*it.....this man is a potential green beret gone loop the loop

Last edited by the truth; 30-07-2013 at 01:04 PM.
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