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they all want him .after watching callum going on about dex after leaving i reckon he fancies dexter as well
thats why he was so angry he couldn't cope with his homosexual desires. and the whole bend me over lie was just his wishing thoughts coming out.

they all want his trouser snake. ive seen those fat twins giving him the eye they want to make him the filling in their sandwhich or afternoon spit roast

gina likes her hobbitses