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I'm so glad that you've given that ROB the old heave-ho.
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Or so she thinks, Sticksie, my dear!
You cannot fight it!!
You know it is really me that you want. I am sending a very special picture of mijnzelf, only for you, Sticksie mijn kleine schat!
Yes, I am in fact, Mata Hari Rob! I am as irresistable as bubble wrap. Grown men fall grovelling at my feet. Resistance is futile.
And as for Peachy! Ha! I laugh in the face of her pathetic attempts to take you from me.
She will be batted aside as if she were a moth flying blindly around my brilliant flame, swatted like a sopwith camel circling King Kong on the Empire State building. Yep, the chick is toast!
Come to me, Sticksie baby! You know you want to. Ja, there is a good little Geordie boy, you know it makes sense...........