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Originally Posted by Simple Minds
Buy a kitchen timer, set it off so it makes a ticking noise and put it in a rucksack.
Watch the people react......
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That is almost exactly what I was coming on here to say. Damn you for having the same sense of humour as me
My proper answer: buy a Kindle, put a few books, magazines, newspapers on it. You won't run out of anything to read.