[sampvt]

I don't understand this secret thing.

1. Gina isn't rich.....Anyone that believes that is in serious need of a lobotomy.
2. The twins are funny....Like a dose of crabs and about as hard to get rid of.
3. Charlie is misunderstood....Just look at her mum and all questions are answered.
4. Sophie is sweet......so is nectar and she is just as sickly.
5 Sam is dull......amongst these nobs he looks like shakin Stevens.
5. Dexter has a secret....yes he does, turns out he doesent have a birth certificate, he has a lab report and he is a by product of an experiment done from the regeneration of materials found at Roswell and genetically modified into a human being but he escaped because they were about to euthanize him due to the fact that the scientist fooked up on his designer penis, they gave him schoolboy legs, womens hands, hair from last years derby winner, a mind that re boots every time he sleeps, a totally inability to propagate as his sexual orientation keeps changing and they forgot to extend his vocabulary beyond the end of the day and yeah yeah yeah I get where you are coming from and this is a journey etc.