[Christy]

Here's mine:

Boy George (cutting and witty)
Joan Collins (the original diva)
Carol Vorderman (Beauty with brains)
Louis Walsh ( Would be great for gossip and backbiting)
Courtney Love (The complete drama queen and attention seeker)
Roy Keane ( No nonsense, straight talking, former Man Utd captain)
Lindsay Lohan ( A lot of problems but what entertainment)
Howard Stern ( American Shock Jock)
John Leslie ( Former Wheel of Fortune presenter)
Ester Rantzen (Opinionated, strong woman)

What do you think? or can you improve on that.