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Originally Posted by reece(:
Our final chance!!
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I wrote this song parody at the bottom of the
Twins/The Album thread. Maybe it would be of use as our Battle Hymn of the Republic
(apologies to any Rolf Harris fans
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Two little boys had too little poise
Each had a wooden head
Gaily one played, the other one brayed
No funny word they said
Had any clout - despite every pout
Nobody laughed at all
We couldn't watch - so switched the box off
As we climbed up the wall
...altogether now...
Did you think you would both be winners?
There's no room on the screen for two
Climb up here Jack - The little sinners
Left the house to a lasting boo...
Don't you know Joe we're all a-tremble?
Perhaps it's the crowd's loud noise
But I sense that we won't remember
These two little in...dulged boys.