[waterhog]

the best one went - yey or ney sophie ? 17.08.13

Sophie good bye,
out the door with a slam,
now i am not going to lie,
you were a bit of a sham.
speaking from the gutter,
vocabulary did not stretch,
in your mouth did not melt the butter,
a dictionary i am going to fetch.
i did have high hopes,
your entry reminded me of Jade Goody,
but your lack of input put you on the slopes,
disappointed would leave me for ever wearing a hoodie.
with rave reviews,
this BB has confused,
dull and boring are my clues,
not at all amused.
maybe its the selection,
better research has to be made,
get a bore thermometer for detection,
because even this years winner will quicker then usual fade.