[Miranda123]

Is that he is really Shirley from Bolton.

He decided not to do a Luke A and tell everyone, he wanted people to love him for himself and not have them worrying about it too much

He was almost caught out when Dan accused him of padding out his costume and tried to grab a sock out of there, Dexter looked very scared because if Dan had put his hand down there he would have found a big hairy vagina!

Ok that bit is not true, but the first bit is pretty damn accurate, Ive already had a bet on it!