[Kyle]

Oh Sammy boy, they said that you were deaf,
Of your hearing you were bereft
It didn't bother me at all.

Oh Sammy boy, all the teenage girls,
Would really love to see you twirl,
That didn't bother me at all.

Oh Sammy boy, they say your ruining the show,
Can't keep him in, he's dull he has to go,
Still didn't bother me at all.

Oh Sammy boy, you really love your bed,
You should get up dont rest your weary head,
Ok I was a little bothered but I'm still fine for nowwwww

Oh Sammy boy, to win the final was so grand,
I thought I saw your winkie expand,
I never knew it was so small.....just joking

Fin.


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