in bed? Inspired by another thread
Keep it as clean as possible..though that might be hard given the topic. If it gets too out of hand, it will be gone I think.
A guy once asked me if he could put 'it' in my ear.
My mothers friends husband asked her to poo on a glass table, while he lay under the table

Thats gotta be one of the weirdest ones I have ever heard of.