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Old 29-08-2013, 11:59 PM #34
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Since this is my thread I'm going to share with you a few things I did whilst at school.

Primary School

- Attacked one of my teachers because she wouldn't let me use a pen when everyone else was allowed to.
- Ransacked the headteachers office in a rage when my parents were called to pick me up after aforementioned attack which included ramming paper into a lit fire in the hope it would catch the office on fire.
- The teacher I attacked ended up leaving because she couldn't cope with a student of my nature.
-Climbed out of a window on Sports Day after telling a teacher to **** off
- Smashed a workmans van window

Secondary School

- Turned on the gas in the science lab and left the room (although quickly turned them off)
-cut phone lines in the reception
- set fire to books from the library, including a bible
- general ****ing around in class

Comprehensive

- More ****ing around
- Smoking and drinking
- Truanting


I mellowed out once I hit the last few years of school
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