[mr rochester]

The wedding of the year is due
For Waterhog and Lauren
Lauren wears a frock in pink
And Waterhog a sporran
Confetti thrown by all of TIBBS
Lies strewn upon the floor
The toothy buddha vicar - Ron
Presides with goofy jaw
And Sophie heals the sick and lame
Whilst Vicky has a smoke
And Bruce and Dustin hover
In the background for a joke
Courtney topples over
Louie pirouettes with glee
And Carol sniggers openly
Whilst hid behind a tree
Mario in lime green thong
Lends gravitas and style
And Abz complete with dressing gown
Joins all the rank and file
So we salute the bride and groom
And then we break for lunch
They slice the cake...
And Charlotte kills it dead with just one punch.