[mr rochester]

Careless Whisper - green mankini
Courtney in a dry bikini
Mario looked such a twit
Because his green thong did not fit
Lauren ate some fruit and whinged
The other housemates simply cringed
His mates at home will give him stick
We've seen your best side now you...silly
The dance is over - thank you ma'am
Like you, we've had enough of Wham...