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Little Jimmy was in class and the teacher asked everyone to write a sentence using the word "Contagious".

Then she picked 3 of them at random to read theirs out.

The first kid read: "My dad had a cold and it was contagious"

The second kid said: "Cover your mouth when you sneeze in case you are contagious"

Then Little Jimmy stood up and said: "The man from the council came round to fix our roof and after 3 hours my dad said.. "FFS, it's taking that ******-ages up there"