Hope the comments don't offend..
1. Jason - even though he wears leopard-skin thongs, he knows how to play the game
2. Shell - cos she's nice, fit and intelligent
3. Emma - cos she's nice, fit and stupid
4. Daniel - poor bloke. he thinks he has a chance with jason
5. Nadia - interesting but slightly freaky
6. Ahmed - loving the new argumentative ahmed
7. Vanessa - doesn't do anything but looks nice not doing it
8. Victor - Alpha male... my arse!
9. Kitten - I despise her but she is keeping things interesting
10. Stuart - Follow's kitten's lead like a stupid puppy.
11. Michelle - Why is she there?
12. Marco - Annoying and should be put down
