[Kyle]

An English mod, an Irish mod and a Scottish mod were captured by Kazanne and were each condemned to forty lashes. However, as a concession, each was allowed to have something on his back.
'Just rub a little palm oil on my back,' said The English mod 'and I'll take The forty lashes like a man.'
'Just rub some Scotch whisky on my back,' said The Scottish mod and I won't feel a thing.'
Then, Said The Irishman. 'Just put The English mod and The Scottish mod across my back and I'll take The forty lashes like a man and I won't feel a thing either.'