My town is offensively small. There's only 332 people and there are no stores or traffic lights. There are plenty of moose and trees, however. It's basically cut off from the rest of civilization because to get to the nearest large town you have to go through about 100 miles of practically uninhabited forest.
Thank god I'm leaving this place in a few months and moving to the big city (big for the state of Maine, anyway)...
