[Ryan57]

1. Twat an old lady.

2. Chat up a young man and then tell him you have a cock.

3. Shout bus wankers from a car when passing by a bus shelter.

4. Pretend to be Stevie Wonder. Put on some sunglasses, play Stevie Wonder - Isn't She Lovely, and keep tapping keys on your keyboard. Move your head a bit.

5. Make a prank call to Which magazine and keep asking 'Which magazine are you, though?'

6. Prank call the God channel and say you want to order every item they have.

7. Go on Female First forum for a good laugh.

8. Play knock a door run as mentioned previously.

9. Use some broken/no longer needed CDs as a frisbee. Attempt to hit neighbours' windows.

10. Put some dog crap through a letter box.