[CharlotteSometimes]

14 - Pope Jermaine (lives his life in the shadow of the 'man' who looked in the mirror ... and decided he wanted to be a white woman instead. Without doubt the most mind-numbingly boring human being alive today, too).
13 - Jade's mum (unwittingly stoked the fire for the stake the media burnt her daughter at).
12 - Saint Shilpa (one hell of an actress).
11 - H (is for haemorrhoids - the latter being infinitely preferable).
10 - Dirk (massive disappointment – a tedious, bitter old man).
9 - Leo (64 inches. 63 of them ego).
8 - Danielle (cunning and insincere. Wayne Rooney must be stoked that we've finally found a Scouser we're more ashamed of).
7 - Donny (charlatan).
6 - Jack (it's a real struggle to think of anything to suggest he's not a waste of oxygen).
5 - Carole (refreshingly, nothing like as vile as her weekly column would suggest. Strange that the majority of her 'insider info' came from conversations that took place after her eviction, though).
4 - Ken (harmless, but about as valid to the whole experience as Kian 'cheerleader' Westlife was to XF3).
3 - Jade (artless victim of the most blatant injustice since Stefan Kiszko).
2 - Jo (did she give Osama Bin Laden sanctuary in her cellar? Was she a prominent member on the board of Farepak? Or simply the sacrificial lamb for a nation seeking to mask its own inherent bigotry?)
1 - Cleo (serious contender for the nicest CBB hm ever).