[The_Hitman]

1. Jermaine. Proved himself as the figure of calm and reason when situations got at their most complicated and stressful. Not a big character, but someone who showed admirable patience and consideration for his fellow housemates, even when he was finding the game stressful himself. A philosophical man with a sincere, good natured attitude towards life.

2. Shilpa. An elegant, dignified lady with good social skills was always going to be one of the main points of interest in the Big Brother house. Her fellow housemates were drawn to her charisma and presence from the very first day, as were the Goodys when they arrived. Never a dull moment in the house regarding Shilpa, as is to be expected when people want to share camera time with you at every opportunity they can make, but where Shilpa flourished is dealing with the excessive attention she got, whether it be positive, negative or somewhere inbetween. Undoubtedly, a showgirl, so she probably enjoyed all the attention.

3. Dirk. An interesting perspective from a man wholesomely aware that he was being imprisoned for the sake of a television show and he grew increasingly tired of it as the days passed. Dirk didnt necessarily make many friends in the house, but his strength of character was something that helped people get by whether they cared to admit it to themselves or not (Im looking at you Jo and Cleo). On the days where Dirk was fed up of playing the grumpy prisoner, he would find it quite easy to have a bit of fun with anybody who cared to join him. A man of principle.

4. Donny. A hilarious first night of 'punk' type behaviour, leading to a few days as a contestant. After hearing about Łndemols sneaky little scheme to make Jade Goody 'head of the house', he left. A statement which, in hindsight, should be admired.

5. Ken. An eccentric old man who was proving to be extremely entertaining when housemates were relaxed, was never going to be made at home by a production company who thrive on shock tabloid headlines. Never given any good coverage on the early highlight shows, his short time in the house went virtually un-noticed by the mass audience, and the show lost a genuine show-biz talent of character and substance when he left. I apprieciated his humour, though few others were given time to notice.

6. Leo. An old show-biz veteran with a huge ego. I thought Leo was hilarious, despite his charm being lost on most people, the way Leo considered himself a VIP ammused me no end. In fairness to him, Leo has earned the right to be treated like a celebrity, which made it even funnier to see him helplessly shouting his case in a house half-full of none-entities who had no right to be there, let alone have special treatment. Leo was a confused individual, but under no circumstances was he vindictive, nasty or lacking in character. A mis-understood chap.

7. Jade. Ms Goody herself. The baddie to Shilpa's goodie. The sure fire guaruntee that the show would cause some headlines. Jade was being payed to cause a race-row long before Jade ever knew she was going to cause a race-row. Łndemols secret weapon had been in preparation for this long before the show ever started despite the fact that she would not have been in on the plan herself. Jade just isnt clever enough to be de-briefed about this sort of operation, and so like a cock in a cock fight, she would have just been kept in isololation until the time was right. It is this very reason why I put Jade quite high in the list, because despite her greed and huge ego making her so easy to manipulate, I still feel her sense of character plays a part in any of this having any meaning when it has all finished. I dont like Jade, but she is a character.

8. Cleo. Since the beginning Cleo always seemed good natured and full of fun, lacking any sort of malice or negativity, but progressively, as the days passed I realised that Cleo is a mass of contradictions and dishonesty all wrapped up in a very well rehearsed 'character'. I dont think Cleo is a bad person, but I do think she needs to get some help and get some life experience before its too late. It seems like she's been kissing a*** all her life.

9. Jackiey. Not the most endearing person Ive ever seen on my television screen, but niether is she a person who wants to see people suffer. Although she causes people to suffer, with her brash, loud, obnoxious personality, its something which, deep down, she wishes she could control a bit better, she just never had the time and intelligence to do it. Jackiey puts on an act like shes happy who she is, which I dont believe, but I do believe she wants to be a good person.

10. Jack. Just a kid thrown in at the deep end. Not very nice, not very intelligent but thats no crime.

11. Steps. Not my favourite kind of person. The ultimate kiss-a***. Never got anything positive to offer a situation apart from insincere ramblings about how great everything is and how great everybody is. Whether you want to go as far as calling it lying, thats debatable, but he rarely speaks the truth.

12. Jo. A girl who thrives on cynicism. Negativity and cynicism are what Jo seeks to get out of her day, whether she sees it in other people or whether she instigates it herself, it is what makes up the person Jo O Meara.

13. Carole. She has a high opinion of herself and an unbelievably high opinion of the importance of her own opinion. This woman used to address the nation in her newspaper column spewing the exact kind of rubbish and diatribe which we have all come to know from watching her on Big Brother. Carole will ALWAYS make controversial statements in the place of speaking up for what is right or the truth, because controversy creates money. She's an insult to journalism, and to the people who read her writing.

14. Danielle. From the moment this girl stepped in the Big Brother house, she was looking to create something controversial, using her talents of 'playing the victim'. Her first port of call was the 'sexual harrassment' trap. She tried several times to instigate some sort of storyline which pitted her the victim of abuse from older male contestants, but due to there being no substance to her claims, little came of it. It was convenient that Jade came along, because Danielle was DESPERATE to associate herself with a high-profile British 'name'. The race-row was like a ride for Danielle. It was like a conveniant wave which allowed her to be in the spotlight for nothing more than being disgusting to someone, though the main reason behind her utterly repulsive behaviour was not because she harboured resentment towards Shilpa, it was because befriending Jade Goody was Danielles meal ticket to 'stardom'. She didnt even SEE the person whose life she was making a misery.

Danielle Lloyd would literally slit your throat if thats what was required for her to become a rich and famous star. Pure evil.


(Anybody wishing to contest these opinions, dont expect a response, because you won't be getting one.)