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KITTEN
RECENTLY popped the question to her girlfriend on BBLB. I can just see the OK! photos Nadia as best man and Marco as maid of honour.
SHELL THE girl who put the 'ass' into 'class' is not as overbearing as the rest. But then the others resemble the cast of One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest.
DANIEL HAS taken a shine to our Jason. I think it's refreshing that we have a gay hairdresser who isn't a complete caricature.
NADIA THE 'Lisbon ladyboy'dislikes Vanessa for being 'a bit false' aye, that'll be right. You have to hand it to her, she's got some front.
VANESSA
IF Lethal Weapon 2 taught us anything about South Africans, it's that they are not to be trusted. Confusing new-age philosophy.
AHMED
THE silent Somali is plotting and his eyes are shifting everywhere behind those glasses. He's beginning to scare me even more than Cameron last year...
MARCO
HIS enlightening conversations with Ahmed over immigration have made him a candidate for the BNP's first gay member.
MICHELLE
MICHELLE has lived out her dream of being a porn star and in doing so heaped yet more shame on the Geordie race.
STUART
DID he or didn't he? In any case, I'd be getting myself to the clinic quick-smart if I was him. He's quite likable really.
JASON
OUR Jason's 'banter' seemed to peak on the first night. He's possibly suffering withdrawal symptoms from fake UV light.
EMMA IF there are others like this disgusting wretch in Manchester, I suggest George Bush adds it to his 'axis of evil' list and carpet-bombs the place.
VICTOR IT'S time for Victor to re-assess his role in his charming offer of a 'spit-roast' (and I'm sure Nadia and our Jason wouldn't turn down the opportunity
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