[Kyle]

Godzilla
The creature from Aliens
Anne Robinson
Change
Dying old and infirm
Being alone
Not being alone
Militant feminists
Women who have had more sexual partners than me
Jemima from the last civi big brother (those eyes man)
Pissed off cowboys
Scarecrows blowing in the wind at the middle of the night
Watership down
Born again Christians
Getting a disease
Dying from a disease
People pointing and laughing at me because I have a disease
Having a disease but not knowing I have a disease then going to the doctors for a random check up and finding out I have a disease.
Getting someone pregnant
Fathers in law
Mothers in law
Sisters in law
My uncle Knobhead
The thought of Tasting my own baby gravy
Drinking 'eggnog'
Getting relegated from the championship
Millwall