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Old 06-06-2004, 06:43 PM #12
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Top Dogs

Big Brother's first food order from the servile housemates ended with the delivery of three perfect hotdogs at a flying rate.

For the duration of their first task, the housemates will have to be on call around the clock to take telephone orders for food from an eternally hungry Big Brother.

The first demand for grub came at just after twenty to seven this evening, when Emma and Michelle were on shift.

Predictable havoc ensued when the phone rang, but after initially screaming their heads off and stumbling towards the handset, the girls, kitted out in their 'Big Brother: Food To Go' uniforms, eventually got their act together.

"Hello 'Big Brother: Food To Go' please can I take your order please?" Michelle enquired.


Big Brother, it soon became apparent, wanted three hotdogs within 30 minutes please.

"Pass us your buns!" screamed Emma as the order was passed to the kitchen. "Frying pan! Frying pan! Frying pan!" she screamed, and continued to scream until Michelle was eventually able to locate the "**********g" apparatus.

"We're so s**t," grumbled Michelle as she surveyed the scene of carnage.

But she ate her words when, just 14 minutes later and 16 minutes ahead of deadline, Emma had packed the sausages into their buns and into her cart and was peddling furiously towards the Diary Room.

So enthusiastic was the Oldham administrator about her new delivery girl status that Michelle had to remind her that she wasn't expected to actually drive the truck into the Diary Room but was probably allowed to dismount outside and walk through.

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