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yes but dont you see shilpas spunk AND HER POZAZZ AND HER CHARISMA

ASH WOULD HAVE BEEN LIKE

'UMMM I DONT ANSWER PERSONAL QUESTIONS'

'UMM NO I DONT THINK IM THE BEST '(NOTES TO HERSELF- 'YES I DO')

'OF COURSE PRIYANKA IS BETTER THAN ME' (NOTES TO HERSELF 'UGGH SHE'S UGLY IM THE BEST ACTRESS IN BOLLYWOOD INNIT THE MOST BEAUTIFUL IN THE WORLD')

'I LOVE ABHI' (NO IM ONLY WITH HIM BECAUSE HE'S A BACCHAN INNIT AND BECAUSE HE'S ON TOP RIGHT NOW BUT WATCH I'LL DUMP HIM LIKE HOT CAKES JUST LIKE VIVEK AND SALMAN)