Sticks, I will be happy to delete this thread if it offends anyone else.
I put it here because I put the whole Virtual Basildon thread here. No-one seemed to mind then, in fact you took a very active part in it as I remember
Oh, and whilst we're at it, please keep your
to yourself mate. You post plenty of off the wall stuff on completely inappropriate threads, and we are happy to humour you.
Lighten up, no offence was meant, and no intention to deceive was inherent in my little story.
I am just trying to entertain.