[lily.]

Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Neither do I, but it broke the ice!

Does this cloth smell of chloroform to you? (ok, a wee bit sick!)

Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.

You're just like a parking ticket - you've got 'Fine' written all over you!

You might as well sleep with me, because I am going to tell all mates that you did anyway.

I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.

I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.