[waterhog]

McCririck - the grace - Eamonn - the sky news 14.11.13

this is negative of-course,
but surprisingly i have respect,
John is worse then a 3 leg horse,
he will never be politically correct.
channel4 have sacked,
as John does rant and condemn,
a "sky" interview never lacked,
because "eamonn Holmes" was at the stem.
but now a little sympathy,
don't touch the page,
not starting is the "big brother" symphony,
but i feel for John as this is about age.
i would take you out to discuss,
we could share a bottle of wine,
but i did watch the eating fuss,
one more disaster was "come dine".
very diplomatic on "sky",
you played a "ruby",
but all your other battles are a wasted cry,
no more so then referring you your wife as "the boobie".
i think you carved your destiny,
i am sure on "gmtv" forum i did slate,
this pantomime figure is no ecstasy,
being civilized now is far to late.
how i miss the GMTV message board,
Eamonn tell them about "starla",
"sky" forums also got my applaud,
but "GMTV" got me the apple of my eye "royal gala".

( this poem originally started over me ranting about John but what followed was flash backs of GMTV with Eamonn and Penny smith and the great chats we had back in the day. all i can say is, if the apple of my eye reads this - i hope she can remember my nick name i gave her? but back to John - are you sad in how he lost the case to sue or did you have odds on it would end like this for this man ? )