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Originally posted by The_Hitman
Ahh yes, the Americans. The most talented celebrities of them all.
Paris Hilton, Charles Manson, George Bush, Britney Spears, Kevin Federline...
Those fine up-standing Americans will accept nothing but the highest talent to grace the pages of their gossip columns.
NOT
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Paris Hilton - I'll give you that one. Her family are incredibly wealthy which gave her a leg up. Have you ever slept in a Hilton?
Charles Manson - hardly a celebrity, but going on a kill crazy rampage will definitely get headlines.
George Bush - Has the mark of the Presidential seal. That makes him the most famous man in the world. Either lump it or lump it.
Britney Spears - A country chav with quite a good voice and "Hit me baby one more time" is a great record.
K Fed - Marry a star and you become a star. Sometimes.
There will always be exceptions - I was expecting you to mention Kato Kalen or someone like that - but the point remains, Jade will never be able to build a reputation, from nothing, in the USA. Her team are good but they're not miracle workers.