I miss my Granny, we used to go see her every Saturday before the football, she had this collection of ceramic and glass animals that she kept on her sideboards and she didn't trust banks so she kept all her money hidden around her flat in the most ingenious hiding places. I've never seen anything like it in my life since, she had hollowed out shelves, kept money between pages of books, in tins in her pantry that she'd resealed, I remember she once produced a wad of £20s from her VCR

she was so paranoid! She had a hard life though, I miss her a lot, she died two days after my 13th birthday and my mum told me while she was driving us over to our brother's flat where she was decorating (Granny was her mother in law) and I was in floods of tears and she really didn't care. Awful...
Didn't like the other one so much, she called me fat when I was 9 (which I was) and it really hurt my feelings.