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#23 – Brother Leon
Previous performance: #22
1st Round: 8 points || 2nd Round: 50 points || Total: 58 points.
Friends are like coins sometimes it hurts a bit when they hit you on the back of the head. Leon’s my favourite brother, including my own two brothers, Brother Bear, Big Brother, the Grimm Brothers and Brother Ali. Headlining quite a list there. What did you have to say about the man himself? “I don't think I could get away with not showing my appreciation for Leon seeming as we are in a secret relationship, he's a great guy, when he's not calling me a ****ing mong, I have said all there really is to say about him during the past two editions of Most Loved, so I'll just break out into a bit of Natasha Bedingfield instead. 'LEON I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU x62'.” Leon I don’t normally reveal the identity of who said what but that was actually big Tasha B herself. One member gave him points and said “well where to get started on this one.. As if it wasn't bad enough that he has been Legend killer's whipping boy in the Football thread for 2 years, Utd have only gone and hired Moyes and become a midtable club. I dread to think what he would have done to himself by now if Lucas wasn't always on hand to give him plenty of kisses and cuddles. Also introduced us all to the word Simp.” One member said he’s “another close brother on the forum, we've got a lot in common” and that member can BACK OFF, DO YOU LIKE HIM MORE THAN BROTHER BEAR??? I DO!!!! **** YOU!!! One voter gave the following real and true to life reason for giving Leon points “It’s Lukaku, he turns... shoots, LUKAKU!! Oh no he has mis-hit his shot! It’s trickling along wide, but wait what’s this! There’s a runner coming in on the left from deep, the United defence have fallen asleep here... surely not, it can’t be, it’s Oviedo, he's inside the box, lines up the shot... OVIEDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! De Gea was nowhere near it, it’s a sublime finish by the left back! Moyes is in utter disbelief, he doesn't know what to do, I don't even think he knows where he is! Robbie Martinez has only gone and won at Old Trafford in his first game with Everton! Finally Moyes can celebrate his ex Everton side winning here. Looks like it'll be a mid table finish for this average side.” Voters gave Leon points for reasons such as “I feel very privileged to have a friend from the ghetto, y’get me? Shame about his taste in just about every sport though”, “nice genuine funny member, what you see is what you get with him plus he agrees with me about most of Drew's **** music tastes” and “what would that NBA thread be like without Dappy's #1 fan? He is probably wearing his Dappy hat now and listening to No Regrets spinning around on his computer chair as he is reading this. Pls Confirm Fam.” Brother can you confirm pls?

Still remaining: *Kate*, anniek76, Ben, Black Dagger, Drew, Germyle, Jake, Jordan, Josy, Kazanne, Lee, Livia, Marc, MeMyselfandI, Nathan, Niamh, reece(:, Salman, Saph, Shaun, Simple Minds, Zee.