[Alf]

How do you feel right now..? .. Bored

What’s your favourite food..? .. Curry

What have you learned today..? .. Roast gay is a Russian dish

If you could visit any country in the world, where would you go..? .. Australia

Do you like to plan things out in detail or be spontaneous..? .. Bit of both

Do you like spicy food..? .. Love it

What do you like least about yourself..? .. My laziness

Do you cry easily..? .. Depends what the situation is

How would you explain your basic life philosophy..? .. Just be selfish, everyone else is

Would you rather be hated or forgotten..? .. Hated