[King Gizzard]

Jordan

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Let's start of with some good ol' bakery shall we, here is your very own Cher-ry Bakewell

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Next we have some Cher-ry drops, officially endorsed by Cher Lloyd

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Said to be out of stock, but luckily I have managed to get my hands on one, imported from Japan, your very own Cherby

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And for our grand finale, courtesy of VisitWorcestershire.com, you shall be going on an all expenses paid trip around the birthplace of Cher Lloyd, the glamorous Malvern.

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BUT NO IT DOESN'T END THERE!!!!! We've only managed to secure tour guides for Malvern, two of the biggest Cher Lloyd fans known to man, Pauline and Jill. There is absolutely nothing they don't know about Cher.

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I hope you enjoy all of your presents and that this Christmas goes swimmingly well for you and your family. Fairwell