[Jessica.]

Originally Posted by Chuck Norris

Shower
Coffee whilst reading the newspaper
Turn on the radio
Spend 10 minutes trying to find an ironed shirt
Spend another 10 minutes figuring out where did I leave my belt the day before
About another 10 minutes to get properly dressed
Apply moisturizer
Apply sunscreen
Apply anti aging eye cream
Check my bag to see if I'm not forgetting anything
Turn off the radio
Leave with a feeling I forgot something
When I'm almost at the bus stop I realise I forgot my wallet or watch or mobile.
Run back home
Get whatever I forgot
Wipe sweaty face
Leave