1- I'm looking at a bottle of honest tea
2- I'm thinking of the number seven
3- Now I'm thinking of the number three
4- I have a penis and I'm not afraid to use it (jk I'm a total bottom bitch, I'm terrified to use it)
5- I have ambivalent feelings about squash and other vegetables and fruits and such yet I'm a vegetarian ~so complex~
6- I'm thinking of becoming an alcoholic wish me luckkk
7- I'm thinking of seven again
8- I ****ing adore numbers
9- I live in the ****tiest little hick town that no one has ever heard, even people that live like 15 minutes away
10- I cannot stand being sober so I'm gonna go steal my sister's champagne ta ta!