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Originally Posted by Chuck
When my mum asks who am I going on a night out with, my answers are always like these:
"Jess is definitely going, you shouldn't worry about her, she smokes crack but nothing too serious"
or
"Bruno, who's a crossdresser and usually sells E's at nightclubs but it's not like I would ever buy it, you know me, mum!"
or
"Julia, she's a singer now but spent 6 months in jail but I don't know why because I would never ask such a rude question, you raised me really well, mum!"
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omg I need to do this to my mum LOL