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Old 06-01-2014, 07:42 PM #18
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Day 4: Mr Davidson Goes to Dinner

This afternoon's task is heading into its final stage, and the aliens have made a request: they want to have dinner with the finest specimen of human celebrity. Any ideas? If you guessed "Jim Davidson," you're correct (well, in the eyes of the aliens, at least).

Accordingly, Jim has dressed in his finest pinstriped suit. Check out the size of those pinstripes! Blinding.

It's not all fun and games, however. The aliens will be grilling him with questions, and Jim's task will be to answer them as politely as possible while eating the grotesque delicacy that they serve him. How grotesque, you ask? How about an alien head? Yeah, thought so.

Don't worry: it's not a real head (duh). It's made of unpleasant, but edible, ingredients: the green jellied brains are pig brain; the eyes are boiled pigs eyes; the tongue is filled with puss (dyed fermented stinky tofu); and the ear wax is made from Japanese Nato beans.

Do you think Jim will be able to stomach this part of the task?
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