1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
I haven't looked in a mirror yet
2. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Computer jab
3. What's a word that you say a lot?
Skag
4. How old were you the first time you got drunk?
15 i think
5. Which Disney character do you like best?
Scar 
6. If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would you choose?
Chicken Balls 
7. What's your favorite song at the moment?
Rubberbandits - Dads best friend
8. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
Twirl it obviously
9. What would you change about yourself?
Stop smoking. that would be the best
10. Something you envy about the opposite sex?
Periods look like tremendous fun