Oh Bunty, you poor love - it sounds very much to me that your 'friend' Floss is planning to do the dirty on you!
Never fear, my dear - just follow these few simple instructions, and Mr Clarke will be like putty in your hands ..................
1. Surprise him with a bootleg DVD of the new Star Wars film.
2. Take a home-made, lovingly prepared fish pie for 2.
3. When Floss makes for the motor home, let her go first. Being a gentleman, Paul will hold open the door for her. Once she's inside, slam the door shut and lock it immediately.
4. Escort Mr Clarke back to your humble little abode, where you can 'interview' him to your heart's content, while eating the pie and watching the DVD.
OK? It's foolproof - nothing can go wrong! Good luck Bunty, dear.
