Post your fave insults here!
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Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!
I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.
You've got the perfect weapon against muggers - yer face.
You should learn from your parents mistakes - try using some birth control.
Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?