Thanks to my older cousin, my first word was "Sh!te"
I got my own back many years later with his daughter!

I taught her to say "squirrel Sh!te" lol.. I used to ask her whats got a hazelnut in every bite and she used to reply "squirrel ****e" in the cutest wee voice!

needless to say, I got an irate phone call after a weekend babysitting