I remember going to your local sweetshop and buying a lolly in the late 70's & early 80's. Buying a "Zoom" or a "Fab" or a "Strawberry Mivi" or even an "Orange Maid" & after finishing it, seeing a lolly stick, with a short joke.
Remember these:-
"What did one candle, say to the other candle?"
I'm going out tonight.
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"What did the big chimney, say to the little chimney?"
You're too young to smoke.
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"What makes a tree noisy?"
It's bark...
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"What lies quivering at the bottom of the ocean?"
A nervous wreck
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I know there is so many more.
Anything which you can remember from those lovely ice-lolly's
nodisharmony
